One blonde asks another, "Which is further away, London or the Moon?"
The other replies, "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"
The other replies, "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"
CABINET MEMBERS
Lolit Solis - Defense (Wala ng tataray pa)
Dolphy - Labor (Sanay sa b*ntisan)
Rosanna Roces - Natural Resources (Alam mo na...)
German Moreno - Local Government (Sanay mag organize- Monday Group,Tuesday Group...etc..)
Foreign Affairs - Ogie Alcasid (proven!)Robin Padilla - Sports (Sanay sa rambulan)
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Pitoy Moreno - Interior (Design)
Fernando Poe - Chief of Staff (syempre! may kakasa ba?)Vic Sotto - PhilVolcs (sanay magpaputok)
Ramon Revilla - Transportation (para malipat na ang traffic sa Cavite)
Palito - Health (para huwag pamarisan)
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Leo Martinez - secretary of Tourism (for more pedopilez)
Nora Aunor - Secretary of Finance (broke kasi)
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Christy Fermin - NBI (magaling mag-imbistiga)
ayks!" hindi ko mataake!!! woah!!
ayks!" hindi ko mataake!!! woah!!source: internet jokes
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